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Bernie Sanders 2016 -




LIBERAL HYPOCRITE MICHELLE OBAMA - Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni of France and our first lady Michelle Obama Which one says we have to watch our fats?


TAGS: michelle obama liberals democrats fat first lady
Rating: 4.17/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:21 pm
You're a special kind of stupid


CAPITALISM, SOCIALISM, AND COMMUNISM -




MOVING DAY - January 21, 2013


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election biden
Rating: 4.58/5

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Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 5:33 pm
how'd that work out?
OlderThanDirt - October 10, 2012, 9:10 am
OMG. Love it!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 8:15 pm
Eviction day November 6
vbattaile - October 9, 2012, 6:19 pm
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




HEY OBAMA - It's Your Economy You Inherited This Time .




THE BIGGEST GAFFE EVER - AND THE EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN . . . WILLARD M. ROMNEY LOST THE 2012 ELECTION


TAGS: willard mitt romney election gaffe
Rating: 2.56/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:11 pm
You mean like the people the cling to guns and religion, or the you didn't build it crowd, or maybe the people bam bam doesn't think pay their fair share?
HRoark - September 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
How is Romney regretting saying this? He said he stood by the statement. I can say real conservatives are quite happy for him speaking the truth, on the free-loaders and Libyans.
freasy - September 18, 2012, 2:43 pm
Its true, and I will be voting against the communist
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:45 am
Agreed. After the Libya gaffe and now this, I'd say he's "overdone." No one likes an over-cooked, dry turkey.LOL
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:44 am
When Romney himself regrets saying this and when Romney's own campaign is trying feverishly to make this ALL go away. In other words, when it is costing you the election according to conservatives AND liberals alike.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 9:23 am
The 53% are going to work now... You later... Oh BTW... Many of those 47's know obama won't create a job for them either.
deerbag2 - September 18, 2012, 9:21 am
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:34 am
When is stating the truth a gaff?


DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


FIRST LADY - Now available in wookie




WELFARE - Is hated by those who administer it Resented by those who pay for it And degrading to those who receive it


TAGS: welfare
Rating: 4.63/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:43 am
Never understood why this isn't mandatory? Do we want junkies to sit on their a** on our dime?


Illegal Parasites -




Those Evil Republicans -




Priorities -




NOT THE ANSWER - Only Criminals Would Have Guns Then..




Liberalism -




REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




BARBER SHOP MORALITY - Bush vs Obama


TAGS: obama bush michelle
Rating: 4.55/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 28, 2014, 3:05 pm
lol


Senile Socialist -


TAGS: bernie sanders senile socialist liberal democrat progressive commie codger vermont vermin hippies moonbats feel the bern
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - September 22, 2015, 11:38 pm
Well, he didn't say "paid" vacation


history does repeat itself -


TAGS: history repeats itself
Rating: 4.57/5

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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.


RELIGIOUS FREEDOM - Some people define it in a bizarre way.


TAGS: religious freedom glbt rights
Rating: 1.9/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 6:33 am
What liberals want to do to anyone that disagrees with their insanity.
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:50 am
Indiana anyone? Indiana Jones has announced today he plans to change his first name to Kentucky
Renza - February 13, 2013, 10:20 pm
LoL, that is hilarious, and a sad amount of truth to it.


Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




WELFARE CAT - Can't you guys come up with a website or something? Having to go pick up my check once a month is a pain in the butt


TAGS: welfare bum
Rating: 4.06/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:44 am
Still made me smile
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:44 am
Looks like a fake


DIPLOMACY - Ironic that Republicans once dealt with a man who would later be likened to Hitler as justification for war.


TAGS: rumsfeld saddam hussein reagan republicans
Rating: 2.53/5

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realogic - February 9, 2013, 10:56 am
Odd how conservatives forgot how they armed Iran in the firt place. So you armed Iran then armed Iraq. Is there a pattern emerging here or is it just me?
GrouchoMarxist - September 16, 2012, 6:31 am
Odd how libs forget the other side was Iran......
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:53 am
Typo: 'denied' (didn't delete the y)
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:52 am
Nobody denyied that the US supported Saddam in his fight with Iran (at the time a bigger threat). Sometimes you have to support the lesser of 2 evils. At the time, there wasn't a way to know how dangerous Saddam would become. Ms. Cleo wasn't on the staff.
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:38 am
http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.php Sorry, I guess I ran out of room...
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:37 am
after this meeting America started to supply Saddam with WMD's & the machinery to make them. Thats why they knew Iraq had them & were persistent on attacking.They thought they were there. http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.ph
falconfan00 - September 3, 2012, 10:46 pm
How many times did Saddam break the UN peace agreement post-Desert Storm that required him to allow WMD inspectors into Iraq? Or did you even know that it happened? I'll give you a hint - it's in double digits.


NANCY PELOSI, A FACE - only a truck could love! Can you imagine waking up to this every morning? America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.


TAGS: pelosi
Rating: 5/5

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sawgnr - April 21, 2013, 5:08 pm
Pelosi is so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!


" THIS PRESIDENT HAS BROUGHT US OUT OF THE DARK AND INTO THE LIGHT " - Hmmmmm......I thought it was General Electric?




The Ugly Face of Corruption -




Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -




OBAMA'S - official Israeli t-shirt




" STILL NOT PROUD OF HER COUNTRY? " - EVEN WITH A HEART ON HER SWEATER SHE CAN'T PUT HER HAND ON IT?'


TAGS: obama michelle proud tobe what
Rating: 4.71/5

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OTC - November 11, 2013, 11:11 pm
apparently, she has no heart and the scarecrow has no brain


Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




WE'RE PISSED - And We're Gonna Vote You Out.


TAGS: election democrats obama
Rating: 4.79/5

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terroraustralis - November 7, 2012, 7:52 am
YOU f***ING DIDNT. this failure is on your head. you suck at arguing. never forget that obama didnt win because he is good, he won because you suck.


DING DONG - The wicked witch is dead...(politically)




AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.




Accomplishments -




" BIBI VERSUS BARRY " - Now Who Would You Trust If your life depended on it?


TAGS: obama nethanyanu muslim israel jdf
Rating: 4.65/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 6:18 am
Flying the F-102 was in no way cushy it had the highest crash rate in the inventory because of the difficulty in flying it. Bush also Volunteered for Vietnam. But telling stupid lies never bother a leftist.
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 7:25 pm
Oops, wrong poster
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 5:00 pm
Besides, bush isn't in the poster, yet you bring him into it? That's really stretching it, don't you think?
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 4:59 pm
I'm not MFS. I was merely pointing out that you did an invalid comparison in your comment claiming the poster made an invalid comparison.
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 4:22 pm
Mostly because I was highlighting a point about soldier boy in your picture there. I also notice you didnt comment on the cushy draft dodging nature of bush's time in the 111th why is that?
StoneTools - October 1, 2013, 9:26 am
Is there some reason that you left out coke snorting in the description of obama?
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:36 pm
Well one was an alchoholic coke snorting inside trader the other a university lecturer and civil rights attorney. I'll go with the guy who can be trusted around the drinks cabinet.


Liberals -


TAGS: selective
Rating: 4.2/5

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foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 8:05 am
Take Moo(+) advice. Express your point and use your freedom of expression to ignore whatever right-wing nut job stuff I say when I express mine. I don't attack dumb liberals, per se'. I attack the liberal main stream media that is making them dumb.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 8:01 am
Hey J, Chillax... Most of us here have friendly rivalries (emphasis on friendly)Take faux and I. We are polar opposites, and we go back and forth all the time. But I know that he is a good guy and he knows how to intelligently make his point.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 11:04 pm
You're for real, right? Not a parody?..lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 11:02 pm

And know that this site (due to recent BS) will be more closely moderated. Personal attacks and pointless insults will not be tolerated.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 11:00 pm

Take a stand for your party, don't stress over the competition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 10:59 pm

Right after the election the liberals dominated this site, since the election they have dwindled off really fast....the parties come and go, right now there are more conservatives/Libertarians. who knows what will happen next week/month/year?
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:55 pm
Look, I shouldn't have told you how to moderatem that was wrong, and I admit that, but seriously, this site is overrun by users out on a witch hunt for people who happen to be liberal! It's getting out of hand!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 10:50 pm

I'll never tell you not to use the word "hypocrite" but "dumbass", "f***tard" and the like are off the table.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 10:47 pm

Things have changed around here. I'm doing my job, but I can't go back in time and fix everything. Don't tell me how to moderate.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:34 pm
I literally just read like 5 comments where people were calling someone a "f*cktard" "retard" "b*tch* "d*ckhead" do your job!
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:22 pm
You're kidding me right? You tell me to be civil when this person just said all liberals are hypocrites? This whole site is anything but civil! Moderate better!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 8:37 pm

Lay off the name calling. Have your opinion, but keep it civil.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:16 pm
No, the show's producers did so to keep from controversy dumbass
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Good show.
Curlyrocks - December 21, 2013, 5:14 pm
regimes in Africa and the Middle East. It's hypocritical.
Curlyrocks - December 21, 2013, 5:13 pm
As much as I still want to see peace with Iran Pat Buchanan brings up a good point that Obama's trying to take the high road against the Russian Olympics and the anti-LGBT stance they have, yet still court Iran, Saudi Arabia, and many other anti-g**


Tax rates under Bernie -




If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


TAGS: michael brown eric garner trayvon martin obama holder sharpton jesse jackson farrakhan race baiters naacp afghanistan iraq war troops
Rating: 4.97/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


LINCOLN - He knew welfare was a bad idea as well


TAGS: lincoln welfare
Rating: 4.21/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 12, 2012, 12:19 pm
Welfare is for people who "can't" not "won't". Now explain the more expensive concept of corporate welfare.


PRESIDENT JOB KILLER - Would like to instead- blame Bush, job stealing ATM's, tornadoes, weather, tea party, republicans, solar flares, Puxatony Phil, oil spill, S&P downgrade, Japan's earthquake, Congress and God.




Calibration Issue??? -




RESPECT -


TAGS: usmc parade wheelchair respect
Rating: 4.32/5

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RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:14 pm
Brought a tear to my ear. Another keeper. Sending this to my son. Going on my wall.


BARRY'S GIRLS - SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THIS HAPPEN


TAGS: obama somebody else taxes made it happen
Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxist - March 6, 2013, 6:46 am
I hear that libs believe women only think they're being ra**d.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh and also as far as the economy. Who is the genius that decided welfare as good enough to own a home? I'm not defending either side, but that was a huge reason for the recession. Oh yeah and credit cards that have it so anyone can have one.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Hey Groucho I'd love to hear your intellectual defense on th republican candidates who support the idea of legitimate ra**. Please would love hear your philosophical viewpoints on that.
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 1:32 am
I'm stull waiting for any liberal to attempt an intellectual defense of Obama's policies and those Bush policies that crashed the economy... Even so to call obama into question one is labeled racist... They got nothing else.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 1:18 am
We should probably start counting the number of times rt relies on the race card when he has nothing (which is at least 95% of the time)
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:17 am
Wow stool, is that all you've got?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 1:18 am
What else do the voices tell you?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 1:04 am
Yeah, because accusing little girls of being b-asterd children = REAL CLASSY. Nice one. And this year's winner of the AWARD for MOST EPIC FAIL goes to GrouchoMarxist:Professional Internet Sociopath! LOL. Thanx for playing! Woot! And that's a wrap folks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
#4 on comments.. Can I call Marm?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
P.S. Thanks for FINALLY proving my point. ;-) P.P.S. PWN'D...Good nite.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:58 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I just simply can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
I'm not attacking the girls, as our faux outrage crowd claims. I'm calling into question our impotent president's ability to cause conception...
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
LOL...Ah, I see. So that 'really' hit a nerve with you. Hmmmm. Will remember that moving forward. *sinister laugh*
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION:After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I simply just can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:52 am
TRANSLATION(Groucho):After spending all day denying that I was attacking Obama's children, what the heck,I'll just double down and attack his kids again anyways.I'll throw in a dash of h-omophobia in for good measure too.You got me guys! Yes, I was lying
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:50 am
4th. I took his words and applied to the concept "Someone else" is the father of those kids. Why don't you faux outrage libs call this racist instead? Mooo already fired blanks in calling it "Hatred"..
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
Sacred ground? AHAHAHAHAHAA...This from a guy (you) who makes derogatory jokes about how a man fathered his children & attacks Obama's race by hiding behind phony claims about his birth certificate. That's like a call-girl calling other women promiscuous.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
TRANSLATION(tool): I'm completely incapable of being intelligent or posting a logical position so I lie about other posters in a vain attempt to feel better about myself. Why didn't daddy love me?? WAAAAAAAAAH! (Ignore this pathetic little troll/tool)
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:48 am
2nd.. How many times has bamster forgot his children's ages, names, and genders? All seriousness aside.. I want to see their birth certificates. 3rd.. There is a spectre that some believe he is g**.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:45 am
1st.. If we create or build something we did it.. It's personal. Our sacrifice helped us attain it. Anyone saying different they are stepping on sacred ground.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:44 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I'm an enabler to internet sociopaths. Call it "Battered Troll syndrome." When Groucho walks into a room, I stand to attention. SCHWING!
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
claiming that he didn't father those girls. If that's the case, the poster implies that he's their father and owners built their businesses. Did I capture that correctly?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:39 am
Groucho, if I may cut through the comments on this thread. Was the intent of this poster to compare Obama's 'you didn't build that' to his fatherhood? Meaning, your position is that his claim that business owners didn't build their company as false as
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
It's been shared 15 times without a hint of complaint or comment until today. Now it's 8th in comments and heded up the chart like a bullet. You faux outrage libs amaze me..
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
Made this on 7/18/12.. No comments until today and completely missed by the faux outrage crowd... Sorta like the Mohhammed movie... Libs and muslims have this faux selective outrage thing going on
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:09 am
Oh, considering that these are the words from a coward (you),your dare has about as much weight and strength behind it as you would find in an anorexic ballerina.You have no credibility on this site as demonstrated by this thread & your embarrassing spins
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:04 am
LOL You are the biggest coward on this site. We dared you to bet us that Romney would win and you ran away like the scared little chicken you are. Ever hear the saying it takes one to know one? They were thinking about you when they wrote that.BUK!BWAK!
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 11:50 pm
It would be good if you'd just answer the qyestion anstead of being king of COWARD and answer... Roads or business?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 10:33 pm
Either you just don't get it, or, you just refuse to get it. Define irony. This should be good.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 10:04 pm
Man up... Did we not build the roads or the business? Spin spin spin..... Still miss the irony?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
*at*
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
Still offended and your own inability to understand context are you?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
Roads or businesses.... Man up
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 8:46 pm
Look another share... Where's Marm? This things been here all this time and you guys are sending it over the top.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
Groucho says,"it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook" TRANSLATION: Groucho got a speeding ticket today for driving his 80's panelvan all over town to every internet cafe he could find just so he could give his poster 5 Ls from different IP addresses.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:42 pm
...of course, you're the type of person who gets offended anytime someone tells the truth about something. But if that's the case, the problem is not the speaker, but rather, the listener.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:41 pm
All those people who got offended by Obama's inoffensive 'you didn't build that' comment, were merely looking for another reason to be offended. If they'd put those four words in context, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to be offended. Unless...
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:38 pm
Groucho says,"I have a sharp eye for wit and humor..." *spits out coffee on my computer* What?!?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *rolls on the floor laughing* Ladies and gentleman! Meet the only person in the world who believes this...his name is GrouchoMarxist!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:33 pm
GrouchoMarxist = Marms's greatest fan. LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:32 pm

You were just giving another member a hard time last week for talking like that. Save up those points and you can buy yourself a puppy ....or a soul.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:24 pm
It's already jumped 10 points on the comment scale to #30... Keep those cards and letters coming.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
Look at the score.. until a couple you 1 pointers sniped it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook. You appear to miss the irony of dear leaders words... Just because you got miffed means nothing to me. You live in a permenant state of miffed. odd that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:14 pm

I don't need to defend the position that its cheap and pathetic to question the parentage of a mans daughters. Any decent person knows that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:11 pm

No one on this thread agrees with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:10 pm

And I'm saying that all you have is cheap sh**s. Which is a pretty low form of comedy. ....there's that word "low" again, funny how often that word comes up when discussing your behaviour.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:09 pm
Not to mention that a lot of people agree with me.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:52 pm
You saying it's "Hatred" is you saying you can't defend your position... It says I have a sharp eye for wit and humor...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
But while we're at it... There's a bunch of people who worked their b***s off and took offense at dink in chiefs comments re "You didn't build that"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm

It's not humour, it's hatred. And it's petty and small. What does that say about you as a person?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
I was getting worried that I needed to a (ahem) explain a few things to you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:46 pm
d***, Skippy. Did the lights come on? You did pay attention in health class didn't you... Apparently a lot of people here.. (sans yourself) saw the humor and shared it on facebook. Don't know what that says about your intellect...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:43 pm

You're saying that Obama didn't father his children. That would be attacking his whole family. Cheap sh**s are the reason that no one takes you seriously. Even the other conservatives here are embarrassed by you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:41 pm
I see the one point snipers dropped me 0.11 but you did vote and the commentary drives up the numbers too...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'm curious as to where I'm attacking "his" girls? (That's a clue if you paid attention in health class)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:32 pm

Nothing you've said explains how the poster is ironic or sarcastic. Do you know what ironic or sarcastic means?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Ok, but your father should be the one to tell you..... it starts with the birds and the bees.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
17 votes to boot...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm

So what? That doesn't relate to your poster whatsoever. Why waste time with all these petty little things? Say something that matters.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm
4.06/5 on votes and 14 shares... This poster's been around around awhile and meets general approval... You still miss the point... Color me surprised.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:24 pm
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2012/05/twice-in-2-days-obama-says-my-sons-when.html
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
Oh please... You mean your father didn't tell you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar. What else is an internet sociopath like me supposed to do? Better than going postal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:13 pm

Explain how this is sarcastic or ironic and not just a cheap sh** at a man's family.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:35 pm
And it's never been how low I go... Remember that
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:34 pm
I'm always amazed how sarcasm and irony are missed by you intelligent people..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 5:25 pm

Nobody missed the point. We're all very aware of how low you'll sink. It must be lonely down there in the gutter.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
And thanks for completely missing the point...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
Glad you all approve..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm

Poor taste. No surprise. 1L
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:51 pm
Agreed.These sociopathic haters think they are hurting Obama,yet they are giving him a gift.This is why Romney is losing.Moderate voters see this and say,"I don't want these Tea-bag psychos in control of my country. I'm gonna go with the calm black man!"
Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:16 pm
God knows I want Obama out of office, but picking on his daughters? To me that crosses a line. Even if the libs did that to Bush's girls, you don't want to stoop to their level.


Hillary and Chelsea Discuss Ethics -




INEPTOCRACY - The definition revealed


TAGS: inept obama reid pelosi
Rating: 4.68/5

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JGalt - September 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
why I changed my vote; http://whyichangedmyvote.com/?source=display-bosupporters&cdtrack_creative=bc0c8310-2f1b-4ac8-9b77-dce681fe2cff&cdtrack_source=6766ecf9-5d7e-4988-ba24-e120e6fe0873&gclid=CIj3_b3Y27ICFeeDQgodxmcA3A
jaxx - September 29, 2012, 12:49 pm
Nailed it!


VOTER ID -




THERE SHOULD BE SOME GUIDELINES - We can start with these




WHY WELFARE IS BAD - Jefferson summed it up pretty well


TAGS: jefferson welfare
Rating: 4.38/5

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Comedian1298 - December 22, 2012, 7:44 pm
well said


THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000 Surprisingly still crying and whining while controlling the White House and Congress.




SOME THINGS ARE OBVIOUS - A shame we don't get it.


TAGS: welfare food stamps
Rating: 4.78/5

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Scramblus - September 10, 2013, 5:34 am
Referring to poor people as animals, inspiring.


microagression -




Hypocrite -




GO GET EM' JOE -


TAGS: biden hell s ngels biker chick
Rating: 4.78/5

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JGalt - December 17, 2013, 3:52 am
This is a hoot- Joe give advice to a UNH student, fails to follow his own advice- as liberals typically adise "DO as I say, not as I do..." http://theblacksphere.net/2013/12/joe-biden-cops-holly-jolly-feel/
oldgun - September 10, 2012, 7:46 pm
He's like the annoying jerk at a party that knows nothing but talks real loud and tries to tell you how much he knows. Yeah, he's honest..
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 3:09 pm
*heart*
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
I actually like Joe Biden. He is not polished and he speaks from his heat. So, he makes lots of gaffes. But it also means he is honest.
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 3:01 pm
LOL. This is funny. Good one.


PERCEPTIONS - Mrs Obama says, people paint the false image that "I’m some angry black woman". Now, where do you suppose people got that idea?




THANK YOU! -




THE SOUND OF FREEDOM - GAINESVILLE TEXAS BILLBOARD




Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




And Democrats -




Remember how white people rioted when OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder? -


TAGS: ferguson michael brown naacp
Rating: 4.85/5

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crankyhead - December 5, 2014, 8:40 pm
Remember when OJ swore an oath to protect and serve the public? Yeah, me neither.


OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.




SCIENCE VS RELIGION - One will fly you into space, the other will fly you into a building.


TAGS: religion science rationality
Rating: 3.24/5

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kellyvanrijn - May 12, 2014, 11:58 am
The title should have been: Science vs Islam. Jews, Christians and Buddhists do not fly planes into buildings.
fauxnews - February 1, 2014, 9:34 pm
...but I know you didnt mean anything homophobic by that. I dont blame you for not wanting to be mistakened for one of them.Who would want to be one of THOSE homophobic losers.But you have nothing to worry about,it's not like you're one of them,right? X-D
fauxnews - February 1, 2014, 9:31 pm
Gee, OTC...I wish Arnnatz and StoneTools would've figured that out before running away from here like cowards, after getting banned TWICE for making homophobic remarks. Must make them mad that I can keep posting here while they can't. Such a shame...
OTC - February 1, 2014, 8:58 pm
Theatre uh? Always figured you to be a member of Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.)
fauxnews - January 31, 2014, 8:27 pm
Curious,Arnnatz..what else would you'think' I thought you said? Do you really think I would expect YOU of all people to compliment me on this forum by calling me"a Jedi"(lol)? Are you really (A)that dumb or (B)that desperate?Cant wait to hear this one lol
fauxnews - January 31, 2014, 8:20 pm
In theatre, a "farce" is a comedy that aims at entertaining the audience through situations that are highly exaggerated,extravagant,and thus improbable.Which is totally me on this forum.So,trust me. I knew what you meant.Have you seen my avatar lately?
fauxnews - January 31, 2014, 8:18 pm
*pfft* Whatever..I totally knew what you mean.haha..Are you serious? You really can't be that dumb. Do you even know what "farce" means? You're grasping for straws now.lol
OTC - January 31, 2014, 5:32 pm
Translation(fauxnews/sophia): I didn't realize it said farce, I need to start projecting big time!
fauxnews - January 31, 2014, 3:57 pm
Nah, doesn't suck at all. Why would I edit it? Taking this place too seriously and being pathologically insecure is your thing, Arnnatz. I can make a joke, even poke fun at myself, and not get b-utthurt over it like you do. Must "suck" that you can't,huh?
OTC - January 31, 2014, 3:42 pm
must suck not being able to edit your admitting that you are a farce
OTC - January 30, 2014, 5:33 pm
rofl, glad you agree!
fauxnews - January 30, 2014, 11:03 am
It is indeed, OTC. It is indeed.
OTC - January 30, 2014, 9:58 am
But the farce is strong with you.
fauxnews - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Prepare for your mind to be blown...I don't believe in God AND I care a lot about what happens to others AND I don't like liberals. Want to see my next magic trick?
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 5:47 pm
Terrorists claim religion but they are not religious, even though they may think they are. I've never killed for Jesus. Mohammed would be turning in his grave if he knew what people are doing in his name.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 5:45 pm
These cold heart killers don't believe in god so they don't care about what they do to people. I believe in God and I care for everyone. You sound like you don't believe in God you probably could care less what happens to other people.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 5:44 pm
It isn't superstition. Science says I should be dead Science says my truck hit a tree. When in fact my vehicle held the road better than it ever did. My comment about religion in school isn't about stopping a bullet. It's about people caring more for life
fauxnews - January 28, 2014, 5:35 pm
Your superstition wouldn't prevent that tragedy from happening anymore than me using the force will control people's minds. See??? I just tried, again. Jessica Alba still won't sleep with me. The force is weak with this one.....:-p
fauxnews - January 28, 2014, 5:32 pm
???? How does prayer stop a bullet? Remind me again?? In fact, wouldn't that just incite fanatics who hate that religion to come into the school and attack enemies of that religion? Schools should be a religion free zone for a reason...common sense.
OTC - January 28, 2014, 5:22 pm
They flew into a building using science, so you're saying they are both evil?
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:29 am
No where does the bible say God says to kill innocent people. Frankly if we had prayer in school we wouldn't have so many senseless killings. Just last night a family of 3 was sh** and killed in a home invasion in my home town Ashtabula Ohio.


Socialist Sanders -




REALITY - Irrelevant to Liberals!


TAGS: irrelevant
Rating: 4.83/5

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JGalt - January 17, 2013, 11:04 pm
He knows the major media would not cover this story- he's telling his own people how stupid we are.. and he's right- stupid voters know more about Kim and Kanye than Benghazi
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 9:56 pm
So, you trust his opinion? He wouldn't be duplicitous, would he?


LIBERTARIANISM - It really is THAT simple.




ANTI-ISRAEL - They're not all Liberals


TAGS: ron paul israel
Rating: 3.25/5

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blesic - August 31, 2014, 9:53 pm
He's not Anti-Israel. He's just not for Israel.


Commie Sanders -




Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -




BEST COMEDY LINE OF 2012 - “There’s a term for guys like President Obama,” (pause) “Probably not two terms.” --Jimmy Kimmel




For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. -


TAGS: liberty politics religious freedom
Rating: 4.5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:22 pm
True


PROPAGANDA - Replacing Real Politics since 1933




Stupid Socialist Sanders -




YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Hard at work.




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Carly -




STATISM - Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.


TAGS: statism obama romney 2012 election
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 11:41 am
But..but..but the ideas are great!


Obama's Selective Outrage -




NANCY PELOSI - wicked witch of the left




STOOGES - When they outlive their usefulness, you can resign them or lynch them.




The Demonic Hypocrisy Of Planned Parenthood -




MICHELLE OBAMA - First Lady of the Klingon Empire




INFIDELITY - If your husband cheats on you once, you're a victim. If your husband cheats on your twice, you're a volunteer. If your husband cheats on your three times, you're Hillary.


TAGS: clinton infidelity
Rating: 3.84/5

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calron - June 7, 2015, 2:20 pm
Only three times? I think you misunderestimate [sic] Bill.


Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -




Idiotic Trump Fanatics -




RAHM REJECTS CHICK-FIL-A: 'NOT CHICAGO VALUES' - He is right Chick-Fil-A has much higher values than Chicago




spelling -




WHEN THE ACRONYM FOR YOUR RE-ELECTION SLOGAN IS... - ...WTF, then things aren't looking so well.




You really are a special kind of stupid, aren't ya? -


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Rating: 4.34/5

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mittromney - July 31, 2015, 5:01 pm
/My ride's here.Got2run.Hopefully see you all again in a couple months if work and family permit./Submitted my final meme,an homage to events of late.Cant take credit for it,somebody posted it2my FB weeks back.She gave me consent to share it. Bye peeps~Q/
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 4:54 pm
/That's not fair. How is he supposed to answer than question? OTC doesn't even know if he's a man {Comment#59471,#59523} and he blames you for the confusion{comment#78115}/
crankyhead - July 31, 2015, 4:44 pm
OTC, are you saying that you don't think Bruce Jenner was a man in 1976?
OTC - July 31, 2015, 4:11 pm
Just extrapolating your logic, if this doesn't make sense, neither does your poster
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:58 pm
/that's about as much sense as I could make out of your comment about Bruce Jenner. Special kind of stupid, indeed./
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:56 pm
against empiricism. Who would be threatened by that? Well, in posters like #54214 you show your real colors ~ your real beef is the age old Christian fundy war on the age of reason, and you'll use every dirty political trick in the book to advance it./
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:50 pm
/your "proof" against empiricism is semantics and stuff like that ~ e.g. that Republicans used to be called Democrats before they switched party names, e.g, that global warming is now called man-made climate change. In that you think you found proof
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:42 pm
/If you think this comment is supposed to make sense, especially when this poster has nothing to do with Bruce Jenner, YOU'RE a special kind of stupid./
OTC - July 31, 2015, 9:56 am
If you think a man won a gold medal in the 1976 decathlon just because a women who really won it used to be a man, you're a special kind of stupid.
fauxnews - July 9, 2015, 2:51 pm
No prob Q. Like that; gives me more room with this awful 255 character limit in a comment. Have a good one, mate. Cheers :-)
mittromney - July 8, 2015, 9:56 pm
/you got it right. if the Mitt thing throws you off, just call me Quinn or Q. If I can't change it, i might make a new acct/
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 9:38 pm
Your are projecting. Other than the humor, the rest of Mitt's poster is historically accurate .......... Btw, welcome to Politifake! :-) Hope you enjoy your stay. Cheers, from one member to another.
Libertas - July 8, 2015, 9:34 pm
when it comes to progressives, leave it to them to redefine black as white, up as down, yes as no, ad infinitem


WALMART - Corporate America's contribution to Communist China's Military Might.




ORWELL WAS A GENIUS -


TAGS: orwell was a genius
Rating: 5/5

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fuckelephants - May 11, 2016, 6:27 am
Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic Socialism, as I understand it. —George Orwell
fuckelephants - May 10, 2016, 9:31 pm
Orwel was a socialist. I doubt a Republican would appreciate the things he had to say.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:37 pm
Funny


Toy Soldier Trump -




CELEBRITY IDIOT - When discussing the right to bear arms, Rosie O'Donnell stated: "It's not really a right." Somebody duct tape her mouth shut, please.




Crooked Donald -


TAGS: gonzalo curiel mexican trump university
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 4:47 pm
Trump fired his campaign manager today. He's behind in ALL the major polls. He keeps having to modify his stances and comments as his lies consume him. Who needs to hate? He clearly hates himself X-D
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 4:08 pm
Trump has been proven correct, but haters gotta hate!
fauxnews - June 3, 2016, 12:39 pm
It was a share. I wasn't sure if the bad grammar was a "most interesting man" tic, intentional,or a bad typo. Either way I planned to do my own spin on this given its popularity here. Kudos on the feedback. Agree! :-)
nonovelist - June 3, 2016, 11:26 am
I don’t always getting busted-(?) The swastika is too much. Especially when the left is using violent Nazi tactics, and then pass the blame. The a**hat on TU is a nice touch though.


The Clinton Crime Family -




HOMELAND SECURITY BEGINS AT HOME! - Homeland Security Starts At The Border.




"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




GAS PRICES - Gas doesn't go down during the summer months, someone must want to be relected soon!




WHO WILL HE BLAME NOW ?? - For The Mess He's Inherited .....




ARMED INFIDEL: AMERICAN JIHAD - Xtians have murdered more innocents in history than all religious groups combined! (Famous Xtian terrorists include: Nazis, Colonists, Joe McCarthy, Tim McVeigh, Hitler, Paul Ryan, Al Qaeda, David Koresh, etc.)




L IS FOR LOSER - Yes, he is one......




VOTE FOR ELMO - The total national debt accumulated by the first 41 presidents combined was about $44.8 billion less than the approximately $4.212 trillion in new debt added during Obama’s first term.


TAGS: elmo
Rating: 4.5/5

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